scary DREAMS

Hi,

Imagine a life where you have to be commited to one girl.
You can not date any other girl.
You can not say "yaar kya maal hai..kaash ek baar mil jati"
You can drink at a friends house and sleep there..
You can buy anything you want and spend on anything you like..

Yes IMAGINE A LIFE WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED...HUH....CREEPY..

YAAR WE ARE ALMOST COUPLE OF YEARS AWAY FROM THAT LIVING HELL..

LETS BUCKLE UP AND LEARN TO LOVE AND STAY COMMITED..BUT HOW ???
i CANT EVEN ASK MY DAD HOW COULD HE MANAGE TO STAY SO LONG WITH MY MOM..:)

GUYS LETS HELP AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER TO CHANGE SOMETHING IN US.

THAT SOMETHING IS EVERYTHING.

WE HAVE TO LEARN THE FOLLOWING..
1. DONOT LOOK AT THE MOST SEXY GIRL IN THE BUS WHEN YOU TRAVEL.
2. DO NOT WATCH PORN WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO..
3. DO NOT FIND GIRLS MOBILE NUMBERS AND SEND THEM SMS.
4. DO NOT PUT ALL RESPONSIBILITIES ON YOUR ROOM MATES..like paying electricity bill and ineternet bill..
5. DO NOT DREAM ABOUT YOUT LECTURARES AND OFFICE COLLEGUES..
6. DO NOT TALK TO GIRLS...hahahhahaha
7. lEARN TO WATCH TV SERIALS LIKE "mai ghar ghar kheli". "BA BAHU AUR BEBI"
and many more...

LETS LEARN HOW TO BE MONOGAMOUS BY NATURE...

UB MAI KYA BOLU??

READ CAREFULLY..

REGARDS,

PRE MATURE HUSBAND.

FRIENDSHIP VS LOVE PART2

This was about females.

we men are very clear about our intenstions and rarely hide them.
why do we go and propose a girl..because we love them..

We always need a female friend and that bcoz we feel they are caring and loving. we feel they can help us in getting better.

We even leave most of our friends when we fall in love..
thats so natural from the male side..so natural..

But female..they cant sacrifice anything..if they have some male frirnds they cant let them go for you..and if you say something on that..they pretend as if you are asking for their lives..

A warm suggestion to all my male friend..PLEASE BE BIGAMOUS BY NATURE...

i have seen many fights between a bf and a gf regarding the gfs male friends..the girl compalins that his boy friend is over possesive,,doesnot give room..keeps her like a prisoner..

they always forget how much the boy has done for the girl just to make her smile..they even forget their families and friends when they are with their gfs..
but for a girl..their family comes first..

A warm suggestion ro all my male friend..ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FAMILY ABOVE ALL...


Regards,
Mintu

FRIENDSHIP VS LOVE

Hi All,

This is the most confusing and controversial topic among many teens and over teens IT professionals,:-)

Ask any girl about her boy friend.
wo tumhara boy friend kaise bana.
the answer will be:

She will smile and say pehle hum ache dost the..fir thora time humne sath me bitaya,,aur ek dusre ko like karne lage,,fir ek din usne mujhe propose kar diya..
pehle to maine mana kar diya tha lekin wo 6 months tak mere piche para raha..fir maine use "YES" bol diya..

Bloody Hell..

When the girl gets married to some one of her parents choice and stays for few days with that guy,,she will say he is the best person i have ever met. he is so understanding and caring and humorous.he is my life..

F**K YOUR LIFE..

This is most common among the female race..THE FACT IS GIRLS DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP AND WHAT IS LOVE..

If they knew friendship they would have never changed that friendship to love ..and second point is if they knew love,,they would have never married some one else..

THINK ON IT..

Since this blog is not for girls i can write "I HATE THE SMELL OF GIRLS"

LONG LIVE MALE..:)

Investing too much time on Social Media? How to boost your ROI.

May 2, 2010 in InsideView 20, Sales 2.0, Sales Data, Sales Intelligence, Social CRM, Uncategorized | Tags: social media | by Gordon Anderson

Guest post by Santosh Shukla, InsideView Hyderabad office.
Posting on Twitter, updating a Facebook profile, putting that Youtube video demo and uploading pictures to Flickr may be free of cost, but it’s wrong to think that social media for marketing and sales is free.

Social media are now standard tools of the Sales 2.0 workplace. But if you are like me, the “social” part of social media sometimes gets in the way of the work. That means you inadvertently spend some time to look at the tweets of people you follow, retweet some and end up spending much more time than you intended. Similar things happen when you go to LinkedIn to find a connection, and end up reading and joining irrelevant discussions.

Thus, a result-oriented foray into social media turns out to be a long walk into unknown (but interesting) woods and by the time we realize, the damage is already done. Time is money, and you’ve just wasted a pile of it.

Here some tips that I use to get the most out of social media while staying focused:

Link your Twitter, LinkedIn, and Facebook accounts to save the time and effort of updating same status/message at different places.
LinkedIn with Twitter: https://www.linkedin.com/secure/settings?twitterSettings

Facebook with Twitter: http://www.facebook.com/twitter/

Create lists on Twitter to follow tweets on related topics like Sales2.0, Golf, psychology etc. to be focused on reading only what you want to read at that moment.
http://help.twitter.com/entries/76460-how-to-use-twitter-lists

To follow the tweets of the IV 20 Top Sales Industry social media users here – http://twitter.com/skshukla/Sales2-0

Use intelligent tools that allow you to focus on the crux and not deviate by being in your work window. SalesView helps you to read relevant blogs, tweets of the prospect that you are targeting within your CRM so you don’t have to leave it to get the social media benefits. It also finds the LinkedIn connections and Facebook friend connections for prospect accounts within your CRM.
Follow top 20 Sales Industry Social Media Users and some more stars to get the latest and greatest information and views of the Sales (and Marketing) industry without spending too much time elsewhere.
Talk to people who have pioneered in linking social web and enterprise, the creators of term “socialprise”.
I am sure you have some more tips that you use to efficiently use your time on social media and get the desired results. Please feel free to share them.

DEAR DAD..

When i was a small kid, i used to play lot in the evening. There was temple a little far from my house. The water in the temple used to taste sweet so after playing in dust under sun i used to go there and drink that sweet water.

One evening i went there and did the same thing, drank a lot of sweet water and refreshed myself.
The temple was a meeting place for many old people who had nothing to do entire day.

i saw some people were sitting under s tree and listening to a very old man. i just went there out of curiosity. i heard them talking. The old man was very tall but due to his age he was bent like a bow, his eyes had no lights and almost looked blind to me. His face was like a deserted village which was abandoned 300 years ago. he was crying and talking to people.most of the old women were crying too hearing his story.

He was a electrician in some company around 30 years ago, he got married and had 4 sons.
He and his wife worked very hard and brought up their child. gave them good education and good life.
He said he has a 1 Bed room house that time. All his sons were well educated and got very good jobs in good companies. He and his wife could manage to arrange 3 sons marriage but before the 4th one could get married she died. The old man arranged his 4th son marriage also.
Now all his sons were happily married and well settled in 4 different parts of the country.

They left him alone once he retired. The old man said i could manage to bring my 4 sons in one bed room and they are very rich and successful now. But they could not keep their old dad in their 4 bed room flats.

The man said now i have no source of income. He lives in a hut and cooks for himself. he get 700 rs per month as pension and he is selling pan(bettle) to manage his life.

He does not even know where does his sons stay and how many kids they have.etc.
He said if i die i am scared that my sons will not even know about my death and will not give the last fire on his chita..

I was scared to see all old women and the man crying so i ran back home had my dinner and slept near my father.

While he was sleeping i watched him. I never saw that he had grey hairs. he had wrinkles and he was getting old.

He gave me the best education possible for a child. he financed my engineering and never asked me a question why do i need so much money apart from my tution fees.

Now i am an engineer in a big firm and earning double of what my dad got as his last and final salary.

I went home in feb-2010, i saw my dad, he was old think and black due to winter. I saw him he needs a support to stand and cant walk fast.

I saw the same old man in my dad.

What is going to be in future? i smoke spend so much on drinks and part. if my dad would have spend so much like this, would i have been an engineer?

This kill me. I spend 40 rs a day on Smoke, and i saw in my old house my mummy can manage to buy 3 days vegetables in 40rs.

I spend 2000 rs a weekend for drinks and parties, I saw the home grocery bill. it was 1680 rs.

I felt ashamed of my self. i felt like crying. i felt like hanging my self..

But i am the so called HUMAN RACE.

I am writing this blog when i have already finished half a bottle of RUM and looking for the last packet of Smoke left in my Bag.

I am sorry papa. But i will try to be a good son.

TRUE PICTURE OF HUMANITY

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT A WOMAN THREW HER 3 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM A RUNNING TRAIN..

WHOM DO WE CALL A MOTHER?
IF A MOTHER CAN DO THIS TO A CHILD THAN WHERE IS HUMANITY?

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT A MAN RAPED HER 2 MONTSH OLD DAUGHTER...
WHOM DO WE CALL A FATHER?
IF A FATHER CAN DO THIS THEN WHERE IS HUMANITY?

I KNWO SOMEONE WHOSE GIRL FRIEND GOT MARRIED TO SOME ONE ELSE...
WHAT DO WE CALL LOVE?
IF A LOVER CAN DO THIS THEN WHERE IS HUMANITY?

IF FACT WE ALL ARE LIKE THIS....
IF GIVEN A CHANCE WE ALL WANT TO KILL SOMEONE.
I CAN KILL ANYONE,,DOESNOT MATTER TO ME..
KILLING IS IN OUR NATURE AS WE ALL ARE ANIMALS.WE HAVE THAT INSTICT IN US..

WHY DOES A BOY FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX WITH THE MOST SEXY GIRL IN THE PUB?
BOCZ WE ALL ARE LIKE DOGS.

AND WHY DOES A GIRL DRESS UP LIKE THIS AND THEN ATTRACT BOYS?
BCOZ THEY ALL ARE LIKE BITCHES...

WHY IS FIRST NIGHT SO MUCH SPECIAL AFTER EVERY MARRIAGE?
BCOZ SEX IS ALL YOU WANT, YOU HAVE SEX FIRST AND THEN THINK OF UNDERSTANDING AND COMPATIBILITY..

WHY IS PORN INDUATRY RICHER THEN CARE AND OTHER WELFARE ASSOCIATIONS?
BOCZ WE ARE HUMANS AND THATS OUR NATURE..

True Picture of Humanity

Hate,Betrayl,jealousness,Lust,greed and many more...

what makes us so special?
Answer not known..
what makes us greedy?
what makes us cheat some one?
what makes us feel jealous?
what makes us lusty?
what makes us hate someone?
what makes us lie?
what makes us fight?
what makes us unfaithful?
what makes us diplomatic?
what makes us SAY WE ARE HUMAN?

MOST COMMON LOVE STORY..

Hi Friends,

Thanks a lot for your appreciation for my last post "Battle Called Life"
All of you enjoyed the conversation that i have mentioned there and you all found it funny.
Well dear friends some times there are conversations between a boy and a girl that are Dangerous enough to KILL A BOY'S SOUL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...
Here is One..
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The boy looked at his shoes and realized he had not tied the shoe laces before he left his house.
This was the worst day of his life and he had never realized he will see this day in his life.
His Girl friend was leaving the city with her dad and he had come to say her bye..forever..
His conversation with the girls dad were sufficient enough to make him realize that he will have to live the rest of his life without her.
He looked into the eyes of his girl friend, she was wearing a cream color suite with a matching duppata and her eyes and nose were red as fire and she was looking very cute in that thought the boy.
he was standing on the platform looking straight into the girls eyes. He had no emotions left to show and had no tears left to shed.
The memories of the past were replayed again and again in front of his eyes.
he remembered the night when he proposed her.
Boy: I can only tell you that right now my heart is beating for you..
Girl: i will call you tomorrow and hanged the phone.
The seed of love was planted and it grew like a big banyan tree in 3 years.
They loved each other and wanted to get married.
BUT...

The girl was standing on the Trains door and the boy was standing on the platform. This was the moment which they had never talked about when they loved each other.

The boy was dying every second of his life. he was hungry and thirsty. There was a mysterious pain in his stomach. he could feel the butterflies of love dying one by one in himself.

The people around him never realized that they are standing near a boy who is dying and crying for help. The boy was feeling hard to breathe and was having continuous waves of pain in his heart.
He wished he could run to her and hold her hand and hug her with a strength that no one could take her away from him. but his feet was chained and locked by the loss of his love.

The train made a loud noise and the engine shacked the entire train.The boy raised his hand to hold the girl from a distance as he thought she might fell.

The train driver never knew that this time he was not doing his duty, this time he was taking someones life from that station.

The pain is difficult to explain.
"You feel like a help less baby who can not move and just cry for the mother to come and hild your hand. But in this case. MOTHER WILL NEVER COME BACK. even if you die crying like this.

The Signal went Green and the Train moved, The boy smiled and moved his lips to say bye to the girl, but he could only smile with a drop of red tear rolling down from his eyes.

The Train moved and vanished, The boy felt as if he has lost his legs. He just sat down and closed his face with his hands and cried cried cried. He felt like he attended a funeral of his 3 years old kid who died of no reason..


To be continued...

A Battle called Life!!!

Hi Pals,

To all the so called IT professionals......
Let me describe your life..you will love to read it.
Boys: The moment they open their eyes the first thought that comes in their mind is "yaar aaj koi bahana kar ke ghar me hi rehta hu".aaj office me kuch jyada kaam bhi nai hai etc etc. they think all this right under their warm blanket and pillow..eyes closed in peace like dead..ash tray and a half burnt sutta close to the pillow and of course the hot magazine or your laptop in hibernate mode close to the bed. This is how a young dynamic IT boys starts his day..

They usually share the room with their friends so every morning they have to fight for the toilet and the bathroom..one always feels that your roomie takes the longest possible time in the toilet.but thats not true.even you take the same amount of time..
Now comes the dressing part ..most of us love to look neat and clean in the office but boys don't care about it much..they just pay attenetion on their face,forget about other body parts,
its not like we don't want to take a daily bath, its because our room mate has occupied the bathroom for a long time and once he is out we realize we have not brushed and spent the remaining time in having a fight with the rumie...
so put 30 ml water on the front part of our hair and try to look as we have taken a 30 mins bath..believe me ,we have disguised millions with this style..bcoz we have short hairs..

Now comes the dressing part. be careful we never wear the same shirt for two days but their is no guarantee that the shirt which we wear the other day looks almost the same. I personnaly have 4 blue and 3 black shits different brands thats all..
Yes we can manage to wear the same pant for more than a month without ironing and washing..and once you wash it you can hardly recognize it was the same pant you were wearing for more than a month..

What do we do in office??
well the answer which comes from most of us is nothing!! we never love the job we do, we feel even a 8th std kid can do this with one week of training. BUT if some one asks us about the work we do..we use the most difficult words that we have come across in the IT industry like Proof of Concept. DRD,RRD,bla bla bla bla and teh work looks very difficult, thanks to the management who have made these shit work sound difficult.

Before 2-3 hours of leaving office ,we start planning the post office activities, most of which includes, kis bar me jana hai? kiske sath jana hai? aaj beer pina hai ya rum pina hai? kaun c movie dekhni hai? cook se kya khana banwana hai. aur kiske sath evening spend karni hai.

my life used be around very few and punctual friends who never changed their time to drink and the brand.no matter its dry day ya friday.

last but not the least, we never forget to talk to our girl friends no matter how much you are drunk.

What do we talk?

Boy: Hello kya kar rai ho?
grl: kuch nai aise hi..
Boy: Aise hi kya? TV dekh rai thi??
grl: nai man nai lag raha tha..tumhari yaad aa rai thi..
Boy:(he bhagwan ub ek ghanta lag jaega) ek min wait karo. boy silently goes to his friends makes a large pack takes a new smoke and quitely leaves the room. others shout but he never listens.(Thats true love).
girl: kaha gaye they.
boy kuch nai toilet me tha.
girl smiles..
Boy: (yaar ub ise kya ho gaya)??
girl: acha office kaisa tha?
boy: office, mat pucho yaar ubhi 20 min pehle hi lauta hu. although he was back home 5 hours back.
girl: ohh,,mera sweetu, tub to bahut thak gaye hoge??
boy: (ub ise kya bolu??) we play the trick here. HA ....areee nai matlub nai nai mai thaka hua nai hu.tum baat karo.

girl: (NO MERCY) aaj jante ho kya hua?
Boy: (Agar bolunga janta hu to kya jaan chor dogi?)..with curosity kya hua?
girl: bla bla bla bla bla bla.........................................................................................................................................................hahahhahaha..maja aaya na?

Boy: Trying to recollect all that the girl has told..hahahha..hahaha..ahhaha..ha bahut maja aaya.

Girl: Jhooth..hmmmm.tum sun hi nai rahe they?

Boy: looks around as if she is watching him..are nai bebi.mai sun raha tha..tum bolo.

Girl:(MERCY LESS) Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..........................................................................................................hahah.mai to haste haste pagal ho gayi..

Boy: looking at the watch,,,(and cursing himself and thinking ki uski dost hi jyada achi thi,,bekar ise pata liya.)
...hahahahhahha...so sweeeeeeeeettttttttttt...tumhe acha laga na,,

Girl: ha acha laga, ek min hold karo.

Boy: (What a relief..drinks his glass and runs to take another one)..
girl: Hello...
Boy: Kitna wait karwati ho...
Girl: Sorry,,hmmmmm agar ubhi se wait nai karoge to shadi ke baad kaise chalega,
Boy: (Glass almost falling from his hand and the smoke chocking his lungs),keeps quite for sometime and says..mai manage kar lunga,

and the Mery less girl talks till his friends finish the whole bottle and consume all smoke and sleep wherever they can stretch their whole body.

I will continue to write....

What is the principle of Life?

Hi All,

This post is completely different from the previous ones..this is not about me this is about Life..
I always wonder "Are we all living a life we wanted to?"
or is it this way----
1. You Think!!You have no other choice,so let it be.
2. You Think!!May be this is the best that you can get..
3. You Think!!This is what you deserve for all your deeds.

I am very sure 99.9% of us fall in the last 3 options.am i rite? and i also know the fact that we all want to be in the "Are we all living a life we wanted to?" type.

Well i leave this question and answer to you all. I fall in the category of 3. I think this is what i deserve for all my deeds.

I was also thinking when we are sad for something we have lost and cry for something that we really want to have"why do we do so?" just because we are human beings and we have emotions and feelings!!

Why are we weak? what makes us weak? emotions? family? society?
if we have so many things that makes us weak then their must be something that can give us the strength to fight all these and fall in the "Are we all living a life we wanted to?" category.

Guys i am really confused!! i dont even remember what was the first line i have written in this blog. i just know that i am writing this since i am WEAK somewhere!

Things getting worse!!!

Hi All,

To those who still remember me "I love you all" and to those who forgot me"F^&^* YOU".
I am in Chennai now and have taken a 3 BHK house with 2 new guys. i know them through my very old friend vikram.
Thanks to got that i got some company here...else i would have lived my life like a dumb and deaf asshole...atleast i can speak in hindi when i am at home.
Well let me describe bout my house,its a symbol of middle class family house with yellow walls and some signs of poverty on the walls,some stains of oil.
there are two halls and a small store room which is pooja ghar and gym foe us.
The kitchen is so so..
The tiles are paper tiles.
My house owner is a very rich auto wala.the gundas in chennai,but he is having a scorpio as well..i was shocked to see that he even posses aquariums and a DOG and a bus..yes a BUS.
We dont talk much and i just smile when i see him and say "Vannakam".
The office is good except for the distance. i feel like no one knows any one in the office as all of them are always quite and staring @ monitor.
i have got a life science project and then i realized that an "Aspirin" took 20 years to develop and 7 out of 10 medicines bring huge loss to the health care induxtry every year.
The guy whom i am replacing is from hyderabad but loves chennai, he says its a very calm and quite city" Boss who wants a calm and quite city"
He always assists me when i go for smoke and aftre that i have to convince him everytime that i will leave smoking as it KILLS>..God bless his soul yaar.
he is joining TCS and is happy to leave CTS.
I have an end to end responsibility as i am the only one in the project for Automation . I am responsible for Analysis design development as well as running my own scripts.
Lets see what does futre have for me..i can not compromise in all aspects.

Chalo i am writing so much because i have taken internet connection today only by paying 1000 extra just bcoz i could not understand their langauage,,,another loss here

Choice out of nothing....

I almost cried when i finally switchd off the main switch of my house in bangalore..i had stayed in that house for more than 1.5 years..the day has come when i had to leave for chennai...

I LEFT ACCENTURE

Hi All,

Today was my last day in accenture..
I got my releaving letter from Bang6 at 6:00 pm sharp.

I would like to thank all my team members for the gifts they gave me.
A jacket and a bracelet - but i could not understand why JACKET? did they forgot that i am going to Chennai or was it a sarcastic joke on my location change...

Newaz i left the office in rush and could not get time to talk to anyone..

I love you people..
May god bless all of you and thats all..


Mintu

I AM CONFUSED..wait MAY BE I AM NOT....

Hi All,

I hope you are following my blog. Sorry i could not write much as i was busy with nothing..may be i was lazy enough to think on something to write..time to hamesha rehta hai mere paas..

When i decided to join the new organization, i was very excited about everything.
new company good salary new tools to learn etc etc etc...but i never thought or may be i never realized that i am going to leave everything and everyone back here.
I am going 300 kms closer to the equator...
i knw and i have heard people saying Chennai?? why ??
I cant say anything to them..just some diplomatic ready made answers like changes are good or its good for my career..etc etc. but some where deep inside me i have a fear.." I am not going to tell you all about my fear" just because the more i discuss the more important it becomes. i am fighting to kill that inside me...

Experience says that place will not welcome me..and i will have to struggle with two things my temper and the weather..i can buy an AC to coll dowm my room but what about the unknown language..well i am a fast learner but not Tamil..:-(


I feel pseudo emotonal with my organization too.

lets see whats there in destiny..i am busy with the KT session to the new guy who has replaced me...

LOVED YOU BANGALORE...

DULHE RAAJA NE BAND BAJAYA...

Hi Friends,

This one is really interesting..RAJ (Naam to Suna hi hoga) usne apne Sasur ka Band Baja Diya..

Kehte hai.. ki .. ek Garib baap apni beti ki shadi ka sapna saja ke rakhta hai. Wo chahta hai ki uski beti ki shadi ache se ho jae aur beti hamesha khus rahe..
In khwaiso ko pura karne chala tha HAryana ka ek Boodha baap..

Kya Galti thi uski..yahi na ki usne Raj ko pasand kiya..yahi na ki use apni beti ki khusia chahiye thi.lekin iske liye use boodhe baap ko kya kya kimaat chukani pari wo nadaan ye nai janta tha..:-)

Life is a Roller Coaster….

Life is a Roller Coaster….



This year started with a BANG!!!New job opportunities, new dreams and new places to visit…



Then came fun days with Big bash from Mintu…Yelahanka Trip…and Nostalgic walk down the memory lane in College…



After which heartfelt adieu to Vishnu to his new work Extension---PUNE….



And now we come to the event of the Year so far---Raj’s Wedding!!!(Naam to suna hi hoga)…



From tomorrow we start it off with a big bang…Shopping will floored and we will shop like we never did before…after all mere Yaar ki shaadi hain and for a change Main khush hoon!!!



Yaar I am so excited now that kyunki Raj hamaari bhabi lane waala hain and we are responsible for making Rajesh look good!!!



Hamaara pura paltan kal shopping pe jaa raha hain…Mintu,Deba,Shaz,Me and of course the Bride Groom RAJ…



Maaza aa jayega yaar…after all he would be shopping for the most awaited occasion in a person’s life!!!



Great fun ahead guys!!!2010 rocks…



Till now…



See You at the Malls!!!

WE WILL MISS YOU VISHNU..

Hi All,

Today is 14th Januray.. Vishnu is leaving for Pune forever @ 2 pm.
Let me tell you who is he, He is 6 feet fair handsome guy with very good personality and amazing looks. He is a software engineer. and above all he is famous as GAJANI..amog all our friends.
Let me tell you his acheivements till date.
1. He will go to ATM to withdran money and will forget the ATM at home.
2. He will go to tailor to alter his pants and forget the pants at home.
3. He will search for his bike keys and then realize he never came on bike.

Well, these are few instances which i could recollect now. but i must tell you there are many.

Well Vishnu i can only hope you will change in future as you are going to Pune.dont forget u have gone there to join a company and work..:-)

This guy is friend of all and by default bhaiya pick him to get daaru and ciggrattess, just bcoz bhaiya love him the most.

Vishnu, I just want to tell you that now your time has come to wake up and start running, kyu ki life ek race hai agar bhagoge nai to koi tumhe kuchall ke aage nikal jaega..paida hone ke liye bhi 300 million sperms se race lagani pari thi,,yaad rakhna,,

I wish you all the very best in future and keep in touch agar yaad raha to,,

Chal bhai bbye and i love you yaar,,infact everyone loves you,
aur sun mera jeans Tshirt aur Shoes..ye 3 saman mai jub pune aaunga to mujhe kharid ke dena..

AUR HA YAAD RAKHNA SHAHRUKH IS BETTER ACTOR THAN AAIMIR..

Regards,

Mintu Singh

YELHANKA ROCKS

Hi All,

Finally i went to Yelhanka and once again had the best time there..
I dont knwo there is something in the soil of that place which makes me feel like home..
I must say if there is any heaven in Bangalore..then its Yelhanka..Yelhanka..Yelhanka..


Well me and Debashish Started our journey on Friday Night on his one and only HAYABHUSHA..it took us only 1 hour and 10 mins to reach yelhanaka, just bcoz Deba was driving very fast and challenging the fastest moving vechicles on the road..:-)

The party had already started when we reached there..the casts of the movie were:

1. Main Hero: Darbhangi
2. Heroien: Ashsish Namdev and Item girl: Debashish (She is TOOOO HOTTTT)
3. Villian: DON (Naam to Suna hi hoga)
4. Side Villian: ROSHAN (Gopal)
4. Akhilesh : in and as Darshil Safari
5. SOPT boy: Madru.
6. Rape expert : Sehjad
7. Story and Critic: Vishnu
8. Producer: Bhaiya
9. Director: Mintu

The whole room was full of these dogs and they were 60% drunk.

I went there and started the show,then we drank drank and drank..
Bich bich me sub ki le raha tha so that they keep them selves awake..

We slept in the morning..and woke up as and when required...

Bhaiya enjoyed alot as no one told him to move his ass from the place where he had kept 30 hours ago,.

I really enjoyed the evening tea and walk in the park which was once our cricket ground.. the whole geography of that park has changed, but i must tell i have not seen anything more beautifool then that park,,its really amazing.

how can i forger madru the spot boy who brought food crisis in the house,,he ate like PISHACH..

we spent the whole day talking and listening to songs and of courese roshan was bsy on boys asses..use shadi kar leni chahiye..

Chalo enough for today..

READ IT AND COMMENT ON THIS..

YELHANKA DAYS..

Hi ALL,

We are meeting in Yelhanka today at Alok's house..
I know we will have FUN..

Let us see..i will write all about my yelhanka visit tomorrow..

Lets ROCK the party....

Read the Speech from 3 IDIOTS!!!

Hi,

All of you must have see the movie 3 idiots!!.. The best scene that i liked in the movie was the Speech...

Lets have a look:
Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar ] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ...kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ...sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai



Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam……..
madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk……..
khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam……..
sursuria pran khatkam...!!!!

Congratulations!!

Hi All,

I take the previlige to inform all of you that Nirban has made into IBM.

We are waiting for a big party from him...


Congratulations Nirban for your Success... I wish you all the Best for your future..

And Please visit "Californication - A try at home" This is a You Tube Video by my Friend Vikram Raj Bakshi...

Hi All,

I hope all of you have got my invitation for my blog.

So we can start sharing our thoughts and ideas.

Lets start with the resolutions we made for this year..

I started my New year with FASTING..cool na.. well that was for WORLD PEACE...just kidding yaar..

My Resolutions are the followings:
1. Be more Organized in my daily life.
2. Loose weight..
3. Saving money.