A Battle called Life!!!

Hi Pals,

To all the so called IT professionals......
Let me describe your life..you will love to read it.
Boys: The moment they open their eyes the first thought that comes in their mind is "yaar aaj koi bahana kar ke ghar me hi rehta hu".aaj office me kuch jyada kaam bhi nai hai etc etc. they think all this right under their warm blanket and pillow..eyes closed in peace like dead..ash tray and a half burnt sutta close to the pillow and of course the hot magazine or your laptop in hibernate mode close to the bed. This is how a young dynamic IT boys starts his day..

They usually share the room with their friends so every morning they have to fight for the toilet and the bathroom..one always feels that your roomie takes the longest possible time in the toilet.but thats not true.even you take the same amount of time..
Now comes the dressing part ..most of us love to look neat and clean in the office but boys don't care about it much..they just pay attenetion on their face,forget about other body parts,
its not like we don't want to take a daily bath, its because our room mate has occupied the bathroom for a long time and once he is out we realize we have not brushed and spent the remaining time in having a fight with the rumie...
so put 30 ml water on the front part of our hair and try to look as we have taken a 30 mins bath..believe me ,we have disguised millions with this style..bcoz we have short hairs..

Now comes the dressing part. be careful we never wear the same shirt for two days but their is no guarantee that the shirt which we wear the other day looks almost the same. I personnaly have 4 blue and 3 black shits different brands thats all..
Yes we can manage to wear the same pant for more than a month without ironing and washing..and once you wash it you can hardly recognize it was the same pant you were wearing for more than a month..

What do we do in office??
well the answer which comes from most of us is nothing!! we never love the job we do, we feel even a 8th std kid can do this with one week of training. BUT if some one asks us about the work we do..we use the most difficult words that we have come across in the IT industry like Proof of Concept. DRD,RRD,bla bla bla bla and teh work looks very difficult, thanks to the management who have made these shit work sound difficult.

Before 2-3 hours of leaving office ,we start planning the post office activities, most of which includes, kis bar me jana hai? kiske sath jana hai? aaj beer pina hai ya rum pina hai? kaun c movie dekhni hai? cook se kya khana banwana hai. aur kiske sath evening spend karni hai.

my life used be around very few and punctual friends who never changed their time to drink and the brand.no matter its dry day ya friday.

last but not the least, we never forget to talk to our girl friends no matter how much you are drunk.

What do we talk?

Boy: Hello kya kar rai ho?
grl: kuch nai aise hi..
Boy: Aise hi kya? TV dekh rai thi??
grl: nai man nai lag raha tha..tumhari yaad aa rai thi..
Boy:(he bhagwan ub ek ghanta lag jaega) ek min wait karo. boy silently goes to his friends makes a large pack takes a new smoke and quitely leaves the room. others shout but he never listens.(Thats true love).
girl: kaha gaye they.
boy kuch nai toilet me tha.
girl smiles..
Boy: (yaar ub ise kya ho gaya)??
girl: acha office kaisa tha?
boy: office, mat pucho yaar ubhi 20 min pehle hi lauta hu. although he was back home 5 hours back.
girl: ohh,,mera sweetu, tub to bahut thak gaye hoge??
boy: (ub ise kya bolu??) we play the trick here. HA ....areee nai matlub nai nai mai thaka hua nai hu.tum baat karo.

girl: (NO MERCY) aaj jante ho kya hua?
Boy: (Agar bolunga janta hu to kya jaan chor dogi?)..with curosity kya hua?
girl: bla bla bla bla bla bla.........................................................................................................................................................hahahhahaha..maja aaya na?

Boy: Trying to recollect all that the girl has told..hahahha..hahaha..ahhaha..ha bahut maja aaya.

Girl: Jhooth..hmmmm.tum sun hi nai rahe they?

Boy: looks around as if she is watching him..are nai bebi.mai sun raha tha..tum bolo.

Girl:(MERCY LESS) Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..........................................................................................................hahah.mai to haste haste pagal ho gayi..

Boy: looking at the watch,,,(and cursing himself and thinking ki uski dost hi jyada achi thi,,bekar ise pata liya.)
...hahahahhahha...so sweeeeeeeeettttttttttt...tumhe acha laga na,,

Girl: ha acha laga, ek min hold karo.

Boy: (What a relief..drinks his glass and runs to take another one)..
girl: Hello...
Boy: Kitna wait karwati ho...
Girl: Sorry,,hmmmmm agar ubhi se wait nai karoge to shadi ke baad kaise chalega,
Boy: (Glass almost falling from his hand and the smoke chocking his lungs),keeps quite for sometime and says..mai manage kar lunga,

and the Mery less girl talks till his friends finish the whole bottle and consume all smoke and sleep wherever they can stretch their whole body.

I will continue to write....